The StatMan Crothers Report
Statman Crothers is the first paid consultant of FenwayNation. Crothers honed his statistical skills while working as a night watchman at the NECCO wafer factory in Cambridge. He reports from his Mom's basement in Ennui, Kansas.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
How Does Hanrahan Meaure Up With Statman?
With the acquisition of soon-to-be Red Sox closer Joel Hanrahan, my bosses at FenwayNation have asked me to perform my statistical wizardry on the newcomer. First, I applied my best proprietary measure of pitching effectiveness to Hanrahan's career stats. The measure in question is, of course, CRAP (Crothers Reduction Above Pitching). Essentially, the formula takes into account: innings pitched, hits allowed, and the frequency of rosin bag application to the pitching hand. Using this formulation, we arrived at a CRAP score of 100.53. The average for all relief pitchers in 2012 was 73.76. Thus, Hanrahan comes in with a CRAPS Above Replacements (CRAP-AR) score of 26.77—which means that...uh, we're not exactly sure what that means, but we'll get back to you.
Friday, June 29, 2012
The Great Dalton Jones Average Experiment
For several years, FenwayNation has featured a unique device to track the level of confidence in The Olde Towne Team. The Dalton Jones Industrial Average (or DJIA)
is a composite Index that measures the "Mood Of The Nation" via a
select panel of 50 members worldwide. Historically, it's been a pretty
good barometer of confidence in the Red Sox. This month, we're opening
up voting on the DJIA to both the Panel and
our general readership. This experiment is our way to see if confidence
among our panel members is in tune with the broader readership of
FenwayNation. Tricky, huh?
If you'd like to vote, it's easy. You'll be asked to rate your level of confidence for the month of June on four key metrics—starting pitching, relief pitching, total offense and total defense. The whole thing takes about a minute—honestly. Just click "DONE" when your finished and your votes are automatically sent to FenwayNation.
To vote in this special Dalton Jones Industrial Average experiment, CLICK HERE.
If you'd like to vote, it's easy. You'll be asked to rate your level of confidence for the month of June on four key metrics—starting pitching, relief pitching, total offense and total defense. The whole thing takes about a minute—honestly. Just click "DONE" when your finished and your votes are automatically sent to FenwayNation.
To vote in this special Dalton Jones Industrial Average experiment, CLICK HERE.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
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